“Her name starts with a K and ends with a ris Jenner,” the comedian angrily explains to her audience on Friday’s show.
Last Friday, Ellen surprised her guest with daughter Kourtney Kardashian and six of her grandchildren: Mason, North, Penelope, Reign, Saint and Chicago. “Mom doesn’t even know this, but Kim’s surrogate went into labor, so she’s at the hospital,” Kourtney revealed, doubling the surprise.
While everyone was busy celebrating the happy news, something was going on that cameras couldn’t quite capture: Kris was sick as a dog, and she was unknowingly infecting Ellen.
“I don’t wanna say who got me sick, but her name starts with a K and ends with a ris Jenner,” a stuffy Ellen told her audience Friday morning. “So Kris was on the show the other day, and I walked in to say hi to her, and the makeup lady that was working on her was wearing a mask. And I said, ‘Are you sick?’ And she was like, ‘No, I’m not sick.’ And I said, ‘Well, why is she wearing a mask?’ And everybody’s quiet in the room ’cause no one’s gonna cross Kris.”
“So she comes out here with a cough drop in her mouth,” Ellen continued. “I said, ‘You are sick!’ She said, ‘No!’ I said, ‘Why do you have a cough drop in your mouth?’ And then she breathed on me the entire interview.”
Ellen said Kris didn’t even go to the hospital to be with Kim and her surrogate for fear of getting her new grandchild sick.
“Now I’m sick, and this means war, Jenner,” she said.